semi paranoia

Me: Punta ako ng Mt. Maculot sa isang araw with High School friends.
Dad: Diba may hinoldap na hiker nung isang araw dun? Nasa balita ah.
Me: Okay lang yun, di na yun uulit ng ganun kabilis kasi fresh pa ang balita.
-Me During the hike: “Hala ginabi na tayo, baka may mangholdap satin dito”-

Me: Punta ako ng Baguio sa Saturday with High School friends from DPS.
Dad: Diba may minassacre na isang pamilya dun? Nasa balita ah.
Me: Okay lang yun, nahuli na yung suspects.
-Me during foodtripping in baguio: “Wala bang biglang papasok dito at babarilin tayo?”-

Me: Punta ako ng Hongkong tonight kasama sila ate.
Dad: Diba papunta dun yung Bagyong Henry (tropical storm Matmo)?
Me: Okay lang yan pagdating namin dun nakalampas narin yun.
Dad: E diba sunod sunod ang plane crash this week?
Me: Di naman siguro kami matyetyempuhan nun.
-Me during flight turbulence: “Okay I’m gonna die tonight. I better sleep and wake up in heaven.”-

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